Wife (71/2 months pregnant): I feel like a whale!
Husband: You don’t look like a whale.
(Wife looks her thanks at what she thinks is a compliment)
Husband: Whales are graceful…
(at this point the entire trailer park should be grateful that the wife appreciates her husband’s sense of humor)
Husband:…and gentle as they glide through the water…
Husband: Or a Walrus.